April 2012
7 posts
March 2012
23 posts
“To the girl with the hippie perfume of patchouli, merch weed, and stank breath...”
“Everything I do is the attitude of an award-winner because I have won an award.”
“Experts say men think about sex every 7 seconds….I try to eat hotdogs in 6...”
coffee trick to tell if it's going to rain
a trick to tell basic barometric pressure using a hot cup of coffee, tea, or cocoa; when you pour the coffee into the cup watch the bubbles. If they move to the edge of the cup quickly you can expect clear skies for the next 12 hours, if they hang out in the center expect rain in the next 12 hours, and if the bubbles move slowly to the edge you may get a bit of weather, but it will clear soon.
“When you say poop your mouth does the same motion as your butthole. The same is...”
– fb
“Why do ninja turtles wear eye masks? Like they are hiding that they are giant...”
"hurrr I can throw durrr baseball."-your boyfriend →
February 2012
23 posts
“you wreak of tequila and low self esteem.”
“is the stop part in stop, drop, and role really necessary? just drop and roll.”
